18.
When this happened, chatting with Cotton Candy Fox decreased significantly. On the other hand, the mood of I’m Sleepy had an upward curve the more time passed by.
[Party] I’m Sleepy: Fox is really good at games haha
[Party] I’m Sleepy: Your Oppa knows that a girl who is good at playing games is a gem ㅋ
[Party] I’m Sleepy: Does fox have a discord? ^^
[Party] I’m Sleepy: Do you want to use discord with Oppa?
[Party] Cotton Candy Fox: Haha maybe later..
[Party] I’m Sleepy: Later?
[Party] I’m Sleepy: Later when?
[Party] I’m Sleepy: Let’s do it nowㅋㅋ
[Party] I’m Sleepy: I’m curious about Fox’s voice haha
[Party] Cotton Candy Fox: ㅜㅡㅜ...
[Party] I’m Sleepy: If we’re going to continue the raid anyway
[Party] I’m Sleepy: We should go in discord
[Party] I’m Sleepy: What abt you guys?
[Party] Bumble Wing Wing: Ah;; I don’t have a microphone..
It was literally five minutes since the mess had been happening. The only thing Cotton Candy Fox and the guild members, who were sweating profusely, could hope was for today’s raid to end quickly.
***
Park Seung-jin99, who finished recalling what happened, flooded the chat box.
[Guild] Park Seung-jin99: today, it’s okay
[Guild] Park Seung-jin99: Sleepy-nim will come in late since he’s working part-time
[Guild] Park Seung-jin99: But when Sleepy-nim comes later,
[Guild] Park Seung-jin99: I have to be taken back to that hell ㅠㅠ
[Guild] Mocha Bread: fr I think I’m going to fall behind on purpose..
[Guild] Manaolingnam: He keeps telling us to use discord
[Guild] Manaolingnam: Makes me go crazy every now and then
[Guild] Let’s do this: I don’t have any more excuses damn it ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Except for Mocha Bread, who gave the easiest refusal since he had no microphone, the other three had no valid excuse.
[Guild] Let’s do this: If we want to conquer the Keyrent Dungeon, we have to dc[1]
[Guild] Let’s do this: we cleared the hard mode yesterday.
[Guild] Let’s do this: Hell mode’s the only one left ㅠㅠ
[Guild] Harn: wow, a Keyrent Hell challenge within 3 days?
[Guild] Harn: It’s not gonna be easy, since Sleepy-nim’s participating omg
[Guild] Crazy hunting friend: he’s enthusiastically flirting even now
[Guild] Crazy hunting friend: Bring the whole guild to watch the performance?
[Guild] Crazy hunting friend: I would love that
[Guild] TheHunter: that’s right I heard they all hid their voices to dc
[Guild] Drink some water: But what’s up with Yoo Chae?
[Guild] Drink some water: If he reacts like this
[Guild] Drink some water: Shouldn’t he like it[2]? why is he like this
[Guild] Drink some water: I kinda miss my Cotton Candy Fox account
[Guild] Seasoned crab sauce: I guess he fell in love with the account omg
[Guild] Mocha Bread: What’s the point of falling love for that? ㅋㅋ
[Guild] Mocha Bread: Gilma-nim is not a real woman Fk
[Guild] Bright Clouds: If I were a woman, the moment I dc-ed him would have been the beginning of dating life ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] TheHunter: fr ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] TheHunter: It was a fun time even if it felt like I was having a heart attack the entire time fkㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] I’ll take care of you: Sleepy-nim doesn’t even care.
[Guild] I’ll take care of you: He’s an incredibly easy person for a girl to hitch with ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Harn: Unlike Gilma-nim, who doesn’t give a shit to things like that
[Guild] Harn: It’s because he’s a man and he couldn’t resist ㅠㅠ
[Guild] Park Seung-jin99: Men are like that ~
[Guild] Seasoned crab sauce: If I were a woman, we would have reconciled earlier
[Guild] Seasoned crab sauce: then hahahoho all of us would have went to raids together
[Guild] Drink some water: yeah And I agree too
[Guild] Drink some water: wouldn’t have to go out of my way to find a newbieㅡㅡ
[Guild] Yoo Chae: ㅋㅋ
[Guild] Drink some water: ?
[Guild] Harn: Oh, looks like the massacre’s over
<System> Guild member Mocha Bread-nim’s guild contribution has been changed to 0 points.
<System> Guild member Bright Clouds-nim’s guild contribution has been changed to 0 points.
<System> Guild member TheHunter-nim’s guild contribution has been changed to 0 points.
<System> Guild Member I’ll take care of you-nim’s Guild Contribution has been changed to 0 points.
<System> Guild member Harn-nim’s guild contribution has been changed to 0 points.
<System> Guild member Seasoned crab sauce-nim’s guild contribution has been changed to 0 points.
[Guild] Mocha Bread: ?
[Guild] I’ll take care of you: ?
[Guild] Harn: ??
[Guild] Drink some water: Ah Fuck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Park Seung-jin99: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Harn: No, ㅅ1fck wait a minute
[Guild] TheHunter: ??What happened
[Guild] Bright Clouds: Ah crazy
[Guild] Bright Clouds: Why the contribution? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Guild contribution was an activity score that was automatically accumulated over time.
It’s a system in which the monthly membership benefits or participation event rewards increase depending on how much contribution has been accumulated, but that had all disappeared into thin air just now.
The guild members, who realized the situation belatedly, grabbed the back of their neck and roared to the chatbox.
[Guild] Drink some water: Fucking hilarious fk ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] I’ll take care of you: Ah no Gilma-nim
[Guild] I’ll take care of you: No;; Ah;;
[Guild] Let’s do this: Karma is crazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Let’s do this: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Seasoned crab sauce: wait a min, will ya
[Guild] Monster born from capitalism: then, why did you have to be so annoyingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] I’ll take care of you: Ah, ㅅ1fck my one bar of 280 points is gone ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Bright Clouds: Water-nim! ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[Guild] Mocha Bread: Water-nim!!!
[Guild] Drink some water: no I wasn’t the one who talked shit about him
Just like the guild master, the Guild Manager could have touched the guild contribution by chance and the victims relied on her because of that chance, but she, who had no intention of rebelling, only coldly beat them down.
[Guild] Harn: ㅋㅋ all of you guys
[Guild] Harn: Hurry up and put your head down
[Guild] TheHunter: Fr Should have gotten down on knees earlier like me ah ㅋㅋ
[Guild] I’ll take care of you: I beg you.. the frivolity sunshine Gilma-nim
[Guild] Seasoned crab sauce: Just once... Forgive me, Master
[Guild] Yoo Chae: ㅋㅋ
[Guild] Yoo Chae: Say you’re sorry, if you repeat it three times
[Guild] Yoo Chae: I’ll restore
[Guild] Harn: I’m Sorry!
[Guild] TheHunter: I’m Sorry
[Guild] Bright Clouds: I’m sorry ㅠㅠ
[Guild] Harn: I’m Sorry!
[Guild] Seasoned crab sauce: Sorry! sorry! sorry!
[Guild] TheHunter: Sorry
[Guild] Mocha Bread: I’m sorry
[Guild] TheHunter: Sorry
As soon as Yoo Chae finished speaking, he was flooded with chatting singing ‘I’m sorry’s’. Yoo Chae, who checked the number of times one by one, raised their contribution points again from 0 points.
[Guild] Yoo Chae: ok
[Guild] Yoo Chae: Restored
[Guild] Seasoned crab sauce: phew;;
[Guild] TheHunter: I almost pissed my pants off fr
[Guild] Bright Clouds: ?
[Guild] Bright Clouds: That Gilma-nim
[Guild] Bright Clouds: I think I’m missing 50 points
[Guild] Bright Clouds: Am I mistaken?
[Guild] Yoo Chae: It’s the price for spoiling my mood
[Guild] Let’s do this: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Mocha Bread: ???
[Guild] I’ll take care of you: ?
[Guild] Yoo Chae: Is these a problem?
[Guild] Bright Clouds: haha no, it’s alright, yeah (Damn you bastard)
[Guild] Drink some water: Fkㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] TheHunter: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Guild] Park Seung-jin99: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
***
After I finished my part-time job and connected to Zenoris, I checked the messages.
[Soeso: hi 2]
[Soeso: Are you coming after working part-time?]
[I’m Sleepy: yea]
[I’m Sleepy: Did you go home safely?]
Kim Dae-seok has been staying at his parents’ house in Daejeon for the past week and a half.
He whined so much that he thought he was going to die of boredom because there was no computer in the chat room where his high school friends gathered.
[Soeso: As soon as I arrive back]
[Soeso: I want to hug and cryㅋㅋ]
[Soeso: It’ll be so nice to see you in a week]
[I’m Sleepy: crazy guy;]
[Soeso: Anyway, what are you doing now?]
[I’m Sleepy: I’m waiting because I’m getting raids soon]
[Soeso: Oh raid?]
[Soeso: With a temporary party?]
[I’m Sleepy: No a regular party]
[Soeso: You didn’t even enter a guild]
[Soeso: How did you get a regular party? omg]
I pondered the question for a moment, and then told him what had happened with Cotton Candy Fox. As expected, Kim Dae-Seok showed great interest.
[Soeso: No, but]
[Soeso: Is the buffer you spoke of fr Yoo Chae? Are you sure?]
[I’m Sleepy: almost 90% chance, yeah]
[I’m Sleepy: His actions are the same from one to ten]
[Soeso: It’s amazing tho...]
[Soeso: If it’s true, it’s really greatㅋ]
[Soeso: But if he doesn’t steal or does things like that]
[Soeso: and Even if it’s not really a girl]
[Soeso: then I understand why a little bit damn]
[I’m Sleepy: ?]
[Soeso: Being female is like a requirement for a buffer]
[Soeso: I’m also have a bubbly buffer sub-account, and I put so much effort into the act]
[Soeso: Would you like to see for yourself?]
I was wondering what kind of logic this was, but with how much time is left before the beginning of the start of raid, I replied that he can come along too.
There was nothing to do, but it should be okay. When the party members arrive after chatting with Kim Dae-seok, we’ll go do the raid.
[Soeso: be right back]
[Soeso: Go to the entrance of the Keyrent Dungeon]
[I’m Sleepy: okay]
Kim Dae-seok started organizing the inventory that he had been putting off for the rest of the year. Useless things were replaced, and the materials needed for remodeling were arranged on one side for easy identification.
About 5 minutes passed like that, a pretty character ran up to me. I moved the inventory window which I had been organizing to the right side of the screen.
[All] I got you I got you: hi hi
[All] I’m Sleepy: I want to puke at that username;
Kim Dae-seok’s sub account character having light pink hair, who wore a white dress and had angel wings on her back, showed a winking emotional expression in my chat.
[All] I got you I got you: It was taken from our Celtis-noona’s outing song haha
[All] I’m Sleepy: If Celtis-noona could see this, they’ll have you kicked out of the fancafe omg
[All] I got you I got you: Fuck you
But this bastard, the main account character, and the sub account character... You’re not pretending to be a real Netkama, are you?
[All] I’m Sleepy: Do you ever reveal that you’re a man?
[All] I’m Sleepy: Now I’m seriously suspicious..
[All] I got you I got you: Ah soonㅡㅡ
[All] I got you I got you: It’s too much for me to be a man in a game
[All] I got you I got you: And the Netkama thing must be done properly, and there must be talent behind it
[All] I’m Sleepy: For that I agree
Looking back at the figure of Cotton Candy Fox, it didn’t work with just pretending to be cute or showing aegyo. Even though it's online, it’s not easy to deceive people.
[All] I got you I got you: But I
[All] I got you I got you: I have the confidence to do well if I want to
[All] I got you I got you: Wanna see?
[All] I’m Sleepy: ㅋㅋㅋ
[All] I’m Sleepy: Go ahead
[All] I got you I got you: Oppa, buy this for me and I’ll give you a chu, won’t you?
[All] I got you I got you: If you buy this, I will kiss you ^3^
“……”
This crazy bastard...…… Seriously, this guy probably hasn’t met a woman in a long time. I’ll have to take a screenshot of this and post it on the group chat room. I need to update the Kim Dae-seok Black History™ for the kids to see.
I chatted back while pressing the screenshot button hard.
[All] I’m Sleepy: ㅋㅋㅋ Do more
[All] I got it I got it: ah I’ll do a chu, I’m so shy~>ㅁ<
[All] I’m Sleepy: more and more
[All] I’m Sleepy: keep goingㄱㄱ
[All] Cotton Candy Fox: Sleepy Oppa
[All] I’m Sleepy: ?
[All] I got you I got you: ?
Ah, shit. Startled by the unexpected appearance of the username, I quickly turned off the inventory window I had left in the corner of the screen. Then, to my surprise, I saw Cotton Candy Fox and the characters of the raid party members standing there.
While chatting, the inventory window that I pushed to organize the dungeon obscured the entrance of the dungeon, so I didn’t know immediately that someone else was coming. I couldn’t even guess if these people had seen the chats already.
[All] What Do You Soy Milk: omg..
[All] Suwon Special City: omg…
[All] Cotton Candy Fox: What were you doing now?^^
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Notes:
dc - Discord
Shouldn’t he like it? - referring to being flirted by his Sleepy-oppa
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Credits:
Translator: Hoshi Miya
Editor: Meimei
MM: I CAN'T I'M HOWLING DEAR GOD
HM: IT’s DAmn Awkward… is what I think…
HM: the second embarrassment even though I know YC is gonna reveal his identity to the account.
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